Because that’s exactly what it is. http://twentytwowords.com/2011/06/17/hairless-guinea-pigs-are-cute-promise/
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Turns out this is a guinea pig. Oh, the internet. You kidder. aaaaaah no way, this exists?!? There MUST...
Lol!!! Also I wicked want one!
O.O
THANK YOU.
this isn’t a hippo. this is a guinea pig.
ETA: apparently this is a guinea pig and not a baby hippo. Baby hippos look way different when you google them.
Stop everything. Hold my calls. I need to stare at this newborn hippo.