Sporadic Movement

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This is a still from a video I managed to capture. He was in the tree, swam out and straight down, booped his nose on the bottom, floated there for about 2 seconds in utter confusion, and then flipped his tail to get horizontal again. I’m so glad I have it on video because it is the cutest, dopiest thing ever.

This is a still from a video I managed to capture. He was in the tree, swam out and straight down, booped his nose on the bottom, floated there for about 2 seconds in utter confusion, and then flipped his tail to get horizontal again. I’m so glad I have it on video because it is the cutest, dopiest thing ever.

mizpollard:

"MOM LOOK, THAT’S ME!!!"

IM SORRY BUT OWEN HARPER? OWEN GIF? OWEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

RT Podcast #282

(Source: achievedasdicks)

Breakdown
Tonight Alive

javieraculia:

Tonight Alive, you’re the best 

No, seriously, you don’t understand - I’m so tired that if I don’t go to bed soon I’m going to fall down a slippery slope that could result in me rekindling my long, long past (12/13yrs past) obsession with Benji Madden. Possibly with Joel, too. SEND ME BLANKETS AND PILLOWS BECAUSE THIS COULD BE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME TONIGHT.

benji-madden:

Photo by David!

benji-madden:

Photo by David!

I’m so tired I’m going to punch myself in the face.

(Source: tell-me-another-horror-story)

homosexualfrustration:

do you realize the Captain America 2 title is actually just Steve Rogers: Bucky Barnes

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

aspidochelon:

heyitspj:

he rises

ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer

aspidochelon:

heyitspj:

he rises

ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer

(Source: ultrasphinxx)

moviesmakemyday:

Favorite Movie Characters → Randal Graves (Clerks)

→ You know I’m your hero.

Only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart