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pleatedjeans:

How to Eat Food (a few more here)

I decided to not only make characters using Facebook’s Walking Dead avatar thing, but I accidentally came up with backgrounds for them, too.

Left: She grew up with her father and two older brothers who were all Mechanics and owned a small business in a smallish town. When the business went under her and her brothers went on a crime spree and began robbing the businesses in town that took all their business away. Then the whole zombie apocalypse happened and she and her brothers got attacked. One of the brothers ended up dead. And thats as far as I got.

Right: She was a kindergarten teacher. Single, young, and doing well on her own. She was getting ready for her class. waiting for the children to show up when all hell broke loose. (I don’t know how the Apocalypse came about, but whatever). Her students were coming in but they had all turned. She was attacked by the children that she simply thought were sick. They tore her apart and then she, too, turned. She stumbled out of the classroom with the children all looking for living things to eat.

In high school I wanted to be a hotel manager. If you’re an actor, you don’t have any money and I wanted to have a wife and children. Now I’m an actor with money but I still don’t have a wife and children!

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Alan Tudyk

(Source: consultingmoose-inthetardis)

OH BRITTANY TREE. OH BRITTANY TREE.

Oh, Brittany tree, Oh, Brittany tree
I have a favor to ask of you.
Oh, Brittany tree, Oh, Brittany tree
I hope you’ll help me out here.

I would like to know if you would let
me borrow your OCC log in

Oh, Brittany tree, Oh, Brittany tree
it would be just for a minute!
Oh, Brittany tree, Oh, Brittany tree,
you would be the bestest!

(Source: iamamonsterandyouwillrun)

husssel:

So, I was reading through my comments the other day when I came across one that really disturbed me…This girl is really pretty. NO HOMO. I know what you’re thinking “It’s 2012 who still says that”. I thought the same thing too. But for those of you who don’t know. No Homo is a qualifier that is used to assure your present company that you are not in fact a homosexual. Because this phrase makes my skin crawl. I decided to make up a few qualifiers of my own and with your help I hope that I can make these really popular in 2012. - Chescaleigh

(Source: hesher-was-here)